Neko

Num Lock is my NEMESIS

A blog of full of arbitrary yet splendiferous things, just like one might find in my brain. My name is Esme and you can find me in other excellent places on the internet like: Instructables HitRECord Ravelry

wildletter:

Hand-knit beasts by freelance designer Debi van Zyl

"I make thoughtful and unique work that is responsible to its environment and users."

chiba-saori:

chiba-saori:

insearchofbread:

how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement 

ok:

ok

ok:

ok

(Source: thegrinninggametile)

sydwiki:

some little elephants.

sydwiki:

some little elephants.

shorm:

pigfacedlady:

vardaesque:

rheabekkahc:

What the hell is that fox doing?

probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm

my favorite part about this picture is that people saw the fox there and just started queuing behind it

well yeah, cutting in line is rude

shorm:

pigfacedlady:

vardaesque:

rheabekkahc:

What the hell is that fox doing?

probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm

my favorite part about this picture is that people saw the fox there and just started queuing behind it

well yeah, cutting in line is rude

(Source: tibets)

floorboreds:

an inside joke is just a very small meme

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

wiccateachings:

A handy chart, Full Moons still to come in 2014.

wiccateachings:

A handy chart, Full Moons still to come in 2014.

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

image

It’s so freaking cute.

thenaebyrd777:

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

this is so important to me

(Source: meresage)

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223)

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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