Neko

Num Lock is my NEMESIS

Hi!  My name is Esme and you can find me in other excellent places on the internet like: Instructables HitRECord Ravelry

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

(Source: thor-n-cap)

(Source: pissfreak)

arisonas:

memes are like water. you got those that constantly stick around like lakes, those that run their fair course before reaching the end like a river, and those that literally just come out of nowhere then disappear 2 days later like a flash flood. also like water, memes are required to survive on earth and you should drink at least 5 litres of them a day

artmonia:

Uprisings by Kozyndan

(Source: wartortles)

threadless:

“Punktuation Marks" by Jaco Haasbroek
Oi! Happy Punctuation Day to the semicolon, the comma, the question mark, and all the other typographical symbols out there! Without you guys, everything would just be confusing.

threadless:

Punktuation Marks" by Jaco Haasbroek

Oi! Happy Punctuation Day to the semicolon, the comma, the question mark, and all the other typographical symbols out there! Without you guys, everything would just be confusing.

staggotry:

Signal boost for GamePhobias, a wiki-style website dedicated to categorizing games based on content and trigger warnings. Users can either view content warning categories to find games that do and don’t contain the triggering content, or search for specific games to see exactly what content warnings are attached to that title (as well as brief, almost exclusively non-graphic descriptions as to specific scenes/levels containing that content).

It’s a very, very new wiki (IIRC it launched late August) and so its offerings are very paltry right now, and I would seriously encourage anyone with experience with games, wikis, and/or both to contribute however they can.

(Source: stagu)

dinocology:

astrodidact:

Teenager from India invents device that can convert breath to speech
A high school student from India has invented a device that can convert a person’s breath into speech, to give millions of people around the world suffering from speech impediment a ‘voice’ for the first time.
Sixteen-year-old Arsh Shah Dilbagi has developed a new technology called ‘TALK’, which is a cheap and portable device to help people who are physically incapable of speaking express themselves. Right now, 1.4 percent of the world’s population has very limited or no speech, due to conditions such as Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), locked-in syndrome (LIS), Encephalopathy (SEM), Parkinson’s disease, and paralysis.
http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20141509-26176.html

His name is Arsh Shah Dilbagi and he’s 16 years old. Gettin tired of sensationalized “mystery baby from a country where people are brown does a science thing!” articles. Use peoples names, don’t act so surprised when people of color are geniuses.

dinocology:

astrodidact:

Teenager from India invents device that can convert breath to speech

A high school student from India has invented a device that can convert a person’s breath into speech, to give millions of people around the world suffering from speech impediment a ‘voice’ for the first time.

Sixteen-year-old Arsh Shah Dilbagi has developed a new technology called ‘TALK’, which is a cheap and portable device to help people who are physically incapable of speaking express themselves. Right now, 1.4 percent of the world’s population has very limited or no speech, due to conditions such as Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), locked-in syndrome (LIS), Encephalopathy (SEM), Parkinson’s disease, and paralysis.

http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20141509-26176.html

His name is Arsh Shah Dilbagi and he’s 16 years old. Gettin tired of sensationalized “mystery baby from a country where people are brown does a science thing!” articles. Use peoples names, don’t act so surprised when people of color are geniuses.

(Source: khazix)

porucz:

cat-astrophe

porucz:

cat-astrophe

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

themselfff:

I WANT MORE MUPPETS ON MY DASH

(Source: loversdreamersandyou)

This link fights spambots! Yeah!